Pirates capture a kingdom and take a bunch of royal chicks as prisoners. They will pay for all the wars they've waged, all the violence they've caused...by getting some of this pirate dick!
In an alternative universe, when Sasuke left the leaf village, the Hokage decided to put an end to this ninja dick-measuring contest and confiscated everyone's ninja stars. Fast forward a couple years, and Naruto's a mess. He got a sex change to cope with the whole "no ninja" policy. Now she's trying to move on […]